jed said

the earth moves slowly, but the oxen are patient

I enjoy a well crafted egg salad sandwich and the containers for which they are made. I seem to have no problem paying six dollars for a fruit and cheese plate at Starbucks. I stay in the periphery, only coming out to hunt and feed at night. I'm like a ninja, only fatter and louder. I don't like empty clothes hangers indiscriminately placed among the hung clothes. My cat likes to watch people in the bathroom. Is it just me or are there an inordinate number of people on Facebook who love to tell us just how much they are exercising? I'd do anything for my daughter. I like to watch her sleep late at night because deep down I know I don't want to miss anything. My face appears on various pieces of bread and tortillas all over the globe. I don't like towels that are too small nor do I like unexpectedly running out of deodorant during application. I like lamp cords with foot switches and clean, smudge free counter tops. I wish I knew how to repair major appliances. I am 39 years old, which, if applied properly, is how long a good varnish should last.

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